Does anyone have any gory stories about giving birth?

I was really scared of going to the bathroom on the table. But luckily it didnt happen. I tore pretty bad, wasnt on pain medicine, then they decided to sew me up thinking I had a local anesthesia. They started and I was telling them to stop, that I didnt have any pain medicine, they didnt believe me until the woman who was supposed to administer it came in and yelled that she needed to give me the numbing thing. That was super fun. Then it hurt to pee for 5 weeks after that. I was so scared to pee that I didnt want to drink or pee more than twice a day.